Why wasn't I warned about the popcorn?

Special guest writer: Paul "cheeky chops" David My name is Paul, I just turned two. Ever since I can remember I have loved watching cartoons and eating microwave popcorn. Today my Daddy told me that the popcorn we have been enjoying is actually very dangerous to my health. The nice buttery smell from the popcorn can destroy my little lungs. When people started getting sick , nobody deemed it worthy to warn my Daddy. I guess when people fall deathly ill due to working with food that I am supposed to eat it isn't worth mentioning. I would like to thank the meanies at the popcorn companies for continuing to produce toxic food for me to eat without so much as a second thought. What value do my two-year old lungs have anyways?